If you had a million pounds You couldn't buy sheets for a flowerbed Or shoes for a walking stick If you had a million pounds You couldn't buy a hat for a hammer head Or build a house from an ice-cream brick And oh, money can not but a sunny day Or raindrops glistening on the web a spider weaves And oh, money can not make the autumn stay If it's the time when autumn leaves If you had a million pounds You couldn't light a fire with a cricket match Or send a boat through a front-door lock If you had a million pounds I bet that you still couldn't find A grandson for an old grandfather clock If you had a million pounds You still couldn't keep it in a river bank Or watch a show with a plaster cast If you had a million pounds And you ate one sweet from a bag of sweets I bet you couldn't make that first sweet last And oh, money can't buy clouds up in the sky And what is more, it cannot buy the moon and stars above And oh, there's such a lot that money cannot buy Can't buy me love If you had a million pounds You couldn't get weighed on a musical scale Or carve your name on a hound-dog's bark If you had a million pounds You still couldn't make a blackbird sing But you're very welcome to try it for a lark If I had a million pounds
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