The Million Pound Song

Written by Pete Atkin for BBC TV 'Play Away'
Performed by Brian Cant and Jonathan Cohen with the 'Play Away' players

If you had a million pounds
You couldn't buy sheets for a flowerbed
Or shoes for a walking stick

If you had a million pounds
You couldn't buy a hat for a hammer head
Or build a house from an ice-cream brick

     And oh, money can not but a sunny day
     Or raindrops glistening on the web a spider weaves
     And oh, money can not make the autumn stay
     If it's the time when autumn leaves

If you had a million pounds
You couldn't light a fire with a cricket match
Or send a boat through a front-door lock

If you had a million pounds
I bet that you still couldn't find
A grandson for an old grandfather clock

If you had a million pounds
You still couldn't keep it in a river bank
Or watch a show with a plaster cast

If you had a million pounds
And you ate one sweet from a bag of sweets
I bet you couldn't make that first sweet last

     And oh, money can't buy clouds up in the sky
     And what is more, it cannot buy the moon and stars above
     And oh, there's such a lot that money cannot buy
     Can't buy me love

If you had a million pounds
You couldn't get weighed on a musical scale
Or carve your name on a hound-dog's bark

If you had a million pounds
You still couldn't make a blackbird sing
But you're very welcome to try it for a lark

If I had a million pounds

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