Chord transcription by Paul Gunningham with suggested change by Pete Atkin Note 1: This chord transcription is in G major, which seems to be what Pete plays it in. It's a bit simplified compared to Pete's original version, partly because it's easier to play and partly because I don't know the names of some of the chords! Any improvements to it will be welcome - Paul Gunningham Note 2: See comment from Pete Atkin below for description of chord Dm+G Intro: G / / / / / / / G / Dm+G / C / D / My Lady Anne your champion's depressed G / Dm+G / C / A7 / I'm not in shape to carry on the quest D / D7 / E / E7 / I have to keep my speed down to a trot Am / Am7 / D / D7 / Or lose what little armour plate I've got G / Dm+G / C / D / My screws are loose, my clamps are hanging off G / Dm+G / C / A7 / My helmet topples every time I cough D / D7 / E / E7 / I topple with it every time I charge Am / Am7 / D I've gotta get this suit to a garage D D7 / G / F / E / E7 / Oh do you wonder I fe-el so uptight A7 / Eb D G / E7 / A7 / Eb D Times were never tougher for an errant knight G / / / / / / / (continue as above) My faithful steed is the joke of Joyous Gard And sensitive withal he takes it hard His forward gears are shot, and what is worse He's too slow for my safety in reverse So there we go, my faithful steed and me No third party, tax or M.o.T. And there beside me rides my faithful squire His card's unstamped, his trumpet fixed with wire Oh do you wonder I feel so uptight Times were never tougher for an errant knight For tomorrow I must fight Sir Valentine Thy hateful ravisher, the prancing swine The time has come for him to meet his fate From me, Sir Sagramore the second-rate The joust is in the morning, Lady Anne And you not there? My one and only fan This time I pray that I may stay the course And not fall from the crane and miss my horse Oh do you wonder I feel so uptight Times were never tougher for an errant knight But Justice, God and Truth watch over me At half a sovereign ringside, children free Sir Valentine the Violent is through Providing God comes up with something new 'Cause his drop-forged armour and his tungsten axe His horse that runs on caterpillar tracks That showy stuff is strictly for parades Like his rocket launcher, radar and grenades Oh do you wonder I feel so uptight Times were never tougher for an errant knight G / Dm+G / C / D / Sir Valentine the Violent, supersword G / Dm+G / C / A7 / Tilts with me tomorrow on the sward D / D7 / E / E7 / Thy just revenge lies in my hand and eye Am / Am7 / D / D7 / My faithful squire has bade me do or die Am / Am7 / D And put all his money on the other guy D D7 / G / F / E / E7 / So dost thou wonder I fe-el so uptight A7 / Eb D G Times were never tougher for an errant knight D D7 / G / F / E / E7 / Oh do you wonder I fe-el so uptight A7 / / / Times were never tougher C / / / Like rugged, man, and rougher A7 / Eb D G / E7 / A7 / Eb D Times were never tougher for an errant knight G / / / / / / / Pete Atkin comments: "'Errant Knight' will do just fine - give or take the odd 11th or 9th - except for one thing which I think does make a difference. The F following the G in the Chorus is OK, but in the verses it will sound a lot better (I think) if instead of F following G you play D minor over G. It's actually very easy (as always), especially if you play the G with the open shape (3rd fret bottom string, second on the A, third on the top string, the rest open). Try 3rd finger on 3rd fret bottom string (note G), 1st finger 1st fret top string, 2nd finger second fret 3rd string, 4th finger third fret second string - making a conventional Dm shape on the top three strings. I then damp the 5th string with the leaning-across third finger, leave the fourth open, and - bingo. Easier than it sounds, and I think you'll agree it does sound better." Dm+G Update from Paul Gunningham (September 1999): Thanks Pete - I do agree - it is and it does! I've finally got around to incorporating this change into the transcription above. I'll work on the 9ths and 11ths...
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