Where did I go yesterday? I will tell in a tick | E / / / | G / A7 / | D / / / |B7 / / / | I didn't need cash 'cause my contactless card did the trick | E / / / | G / A7 / |F# / / / | C / B7 / | When I got on the train there was nowhere to put up my feet | A / / / | C / / / | E / / / | / / / / | As this Love Island lookalike lounged on the opposite seat |Am7/ / / |Bm7 / / / | A / / / | E / / / | | / / / / | (repeat to last verse) She was tot'ly engrossed in a video on her smartphone Ironic'ly something to do with a dog with a bone And so as she breathed in and out, wasn't bothered at all That I lustily looked at her half-naked chest rise and fall But she had no idea what I hoped would be happening next As she leant slightly forward and sent the occasional text And although I was only two metres away from her head With those bloody great headphones she couldn't have heard what I said I could ask the driver to give me a PayPal account Or take a bank transfer, to brake just a certain amount So she'd fall in my arms when she stood, but the plan was in vain 'Cause this is the DLR and it's a driverless train At last I got off when my stop came up on the display | E / / / | G / A7 / | D / / / |B7 / / / | By the time I tapped out she'd have been several stations away | E / / / | G / A7 / |F# / / / | C / B7 / | So the story was over before it had even begun | A / / / | C / / / | E / / / | / / / / | And she won't know this song 'cause it's not one Ed Sheeran has done | A / / / | F / / / |Ab / / / | / / / / | Or one of the other young upstarts on Radio One |Am7/ / / |Bm7 / / / | A / / / | / / / / | On Radio One | E / / / | / / ||
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